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Why do boys find farts so funny Isaiah laughed the entire time we were reading this book For that reason alone it earns 4 stars. Whatever, I don t care about this book, I just wanted to tell you that I m too busy writing a goddam NANOWRIMO NOVELthis month to read any books, that s why I haven t reviewed anything in a while My NANOWRIMO NOVEL is thinly veiled autobiography, just like all nanowrimo novels The working title is VEGANISM AND HEROIN I ll keep you posted.Also, this book here is a ten page board book that lists ten kinds of farts, with a little battery speaker thing with ten buttons that tells you what they so Whatever, I don t care about this book, I just wanted to tell you that I m too busy writing a goddam NANOWRIMO NOVELthis month to read any books, that s why I haven t reviewed anything in a while My NANOWRIMO NOVEL is thinly veiled autobiography, just like all nanowrimo novels The working title is VEGANISM AND HEROIN I ll keep you posted.Also, this book here is a ten page board book that lists ten kinds of farts, with a little battery speaker thing with ten buttons that tells you what they sound like WTF, but also genius Cute, funny My young nephews thought this was the greatest book ever. i wrote something witty and clever and full of heart, but when i went to save and post it, Goodreads failed and lost it all So now you, dear reader, are the one to suffer for you will never know just WHY I said this about Farts A Spotter s Guide FINALLY, A BOOK THAT TEACHES US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY GRANDMOTHERS FANCY PANTIE POOFS AND MY BUTT BOMBS and TOTALLY RIVETING MESMERIZING SPELLBINDING WITH ITS PROFESSIONAL FARTOGRAPHER PICTURES, A FULL DESCRIPTION OF EACH PRICELESS ODOR, IN i wrote something witty and clever and full of heart, but when i went to save and post it, Goodreads failed and lost it all So now you, dear reader, are the one to suffer for you will never know just WHY I said this about Farts A Spotter s Guide FINALLY, A BOOK THAT TEACHES US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY GRANDMOTHERS FANCY PANTIE POOFS AND MY BUTT BOMBS and TOTALLY RIVETING MESMERIZING SPELLBINDING WITH ITS PROFESSIONAL FARTOGRAPHER PICTURES, A FULL DESCRIPTION OF EACH PRICELESS ODOR, INCLUDING SOUND, LOCATION, AND SIGNS OF THE PASSER, AND A MATCHING SOUNDBOARD, THIS BOOK DOESN T JUST PASS THE GAS, BUT IT PASSES THE BAR IN EXCELLENCE IN FLATULENCE, A REAL AWARD I JUST MADE UP RIGHT NOW, THAT IS GIVEN TO ONE BOOK A YEAR, LET S SAY THAT TEACHES KIDS AND ADULTS ALL ABOUT THE MOST LOVED, AND MOST MISUNDERSTOOD BODILY FUNCTION OF ALL TIME THIS IS HILARIOUS Read it when I was in Book Sale with my friends and it really made our day It s just so funny and informative D My what a way to embarrass oneself Let your son pick up the book to read, hand it to you after pressing the button 9 , while you walk down the isle See if your cheeks turn red. Similar books areamusing, but I can t wait to share with my grandsons. LOL funny Received this as a gift from a friend as a pick me up before my surgery Boyish humor I laughed my butt off. {READ DOWNLOAD} ⛓ Farts: A Spotter's Guide: Ú Sure, everyone does it but everyone tries to hide it a little differently Farts A Spotter s Guide will help you pinpoint he or she who dealt it every time This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and field marks of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent but Deadly to the rip roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us Let er rip Hilarious We have a couple different ones in our guest bath Always a good conversation starter LOL